PM THIS to a provider latley? LMAO!

This is a private message I received tonight...

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***** roses to sessions... cock rings... hardcore porn reference... size of pecker.... my oh my! How could a lady refuse such a stallion??? I sure hope he messages me back soon! I can't wait to meet the man behind this message... ( barf.) What a cunning display of douchebaggery! I hope I don't ge in trouble for posting this... but I just had to share. ********

Ginger Lovelace, We all will run into this type of 'stuff' in the business. If they can't send a nice 'respecful' message I won't even see them. Remember we pick and choose on who we want to see. What I look for is a nice intro, detail description, references. Hope you have a better day. We should all be treated like ladies.

I had to stop doing this due to too many responses ! Beating you ladies off with a stick is tiresome . Please try to control yourselves , there's enough of me to go around ! Classic approach !

So you're saying you prefer tulips?

So did you write back? j/k

Btw, I'm not well-versed but I thought the ring was supposed to slow down the process?

Yes I wrote back a very insightful message explaining the exact concept of porn versus reality. It was intelligent... witty... and fantasy crushing. Most of all... it was not the shocked "omg" offended response he was after. I would NEVER see a man who introduced himself in a sentence by his cock size. The thing about big cocks... big egos mostly. I should know.. the man who I last "loved" was by far most gifted down below.... so much it weighed down his entire brain.

I know there are jerks and time wasters out and about looking for the typical offense and declarations of " what an asshole I can't believe you!" Responses... but if you want to shock me... try a different avenue. Nothing remotley sexual can daze my brain and chances are my response will be far nastier and far more offensive... lol.

What defines a "big cock" anyway? Id say some cocks are bigger in ideals than ideology. The biggest cock I've seen came with the biggest mindfuck attached to it. All that's left here is armor ten feet thick.

I posted this because its entertaining. Not for advice on how to deal with assholes. Lol. I've been doing. THAT for a living my whole life.

Ill fuck for tulips....

BRB going to Xhamster

Ill fuck for tulips.... Originally Posted by SENSUALCITA

Any particular color?-lol-

Wellll if I were a provider I would welcome the guy w/a 3 inch dick who gets off in 30 seconds and doesn't want MSOG! I really doubt if many providers do this business to gratify anything but their bank accounts. AND I mean NO disrespect to you lovely ladies....just sayin'.

Some dudes are just born stupid, and you cannot fix that.

Ill fuck for tulips.... Originally Posted by SENSUALCITA

Takes great delight in such an occupation

[PRIVATE ][ /PRIVATE] ...Some dudes are just born stupid, and you cannot fix that. Originally Posted by Txsunman

I couldn't agree with you more

Cita, my two lips are ready for you!! LOL

Well he's certainly not in touch with reality.

LOL I've never heard the term "fantasy crushing" before but I like it.

and you promised me you wouldn't share that with anyone...