Old Ben was out on Friday night with just $5 in his pocket. He was horny as hell.
He went to a bar where he knew some ladies of the night hung out. He told the bar tender that he had five bucks, and needed to see a girl.
The bar tender laughed, and told him no way. But as Ben was leaving, the bar tender said…..”hey, wait. I have a chicken in the back room, will that do”?
Ben though a minute, and the little head got the best of him
He handed the bar tender the $5, went back in the room, and screwd that chicken more times than you could imagine.
Well, the next night came, and old Ben decided that chicken was pretty darned good. So back to the bar he goes.
But, the bar tender said…..”Man, you killed that chicken. But, for $5, you can go into this other room and watch to lesbians get it on.
Why not.
So been was back there with about four or five other guys, all looking at the show through a one ay mirror.
Old Ben looked at one of the guys and said, “man, you ever seen anything like that?”
The man looked at Ben and said…..”that ain’t nothing. There was a dude fucking a chicken in there last night”.