I use bathroom hand towels in the kitchen rather than dish towels
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
I mix iodine solution with my Irish Spring when I shower
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
I sometimes cook eggs in the microwave, no, they don't explode. :-)
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
I'm set to making $40,000 - $60,000 sitting on my ass this year!
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
I subscribe to the New York Times AND Washington Post!
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
I only eat thigh chicken meat . . . when I eat chicken.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
When I buy bread I put the loaf in the freezer.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
When I buy bread I prefer small bakeries over the big guys.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
When I do laundry I wash my sheets separate and twice. The last without soap.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
When I take a shit I use about 3 feet of toilet paper then finish up with wipes.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
Afterward I wash my hands with left over/recycled, from the shower, bar soap that are melded together.
![](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
![Taz](images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)
![Taz](images/smilies/modern/taz.gif)