I use bathroom hand towels in the kitchen rather than dish towels

I mix iodine solution with my Irish Spring when I shower

I sometimes cook eggs in the microwave, no, they don't explode. :-)

I'm set to making $40,000 - $60,000 sitting on my ass this year!

I subscribe to the New York Times AND Washington Post!

I only eat thigh chicken meat . . . when I eat chicken.

When I buy bread I put the loaf in the freezer.

When I buy bread I prefer small bakeries over the big guys.

When I do laundry I wash my sheets separate and twice. The last without soap.

When I take a shit I use about 3 feet of toilet paper then finish up with wipes.

Afterward I wash my hands with left over/recycled, from the shower, bar soap that are melded together.


