Blonde Rides for the first time

A 30 year old blonde decides to try horseback riding for
the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slide from the saddle..

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem
to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the horse's side anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts
to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup;
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs
the horse.

And you thought all they did was say Hello.