The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency noticed his staff was having trouble coming up with a new Viagra advertising campaign. Instead of something new (which seemed to be the stumbling block), he asked them to use previous brand slogans modified for the current product. The staff member with the best slogan would be in charge of the project and receive a nice bonus.
The top 10 submitted were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1.This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs