Major bites again!!!!

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Ok, that’s two times now. If you have a dog and has two documented bites, you and the dog would be in trouble. But, according to Joey Bribes, 85% of the people love Major!!!!


https://nymag.com/intelligencer/amp/...aff-again.html
winn dixie's Avatar
Major doesnt like having a beta as an owner.

Major is an alpha dog
First dog and first president to be euthanized
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  • 03-31-2021, 05:55 PM
First dog and first president to be euthanized Originally Posted by GastonGlock
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First dog and first president to be euthanized Originally Posted by GastonGlock
I think Joey Bribes already was.
Kamala gonna George Floyd poor Joe! Bless his heart!
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Alyssa XOXO's Avatar
Major doesnt like having a beta as an owner.

Major is an alpha dog Originally Posted by winn dixie

Major is giving all of the signs and warnings, the people getting snapped at aren't listening to his body language, etc. People need to pay better attention. Plus, Alphas Rock!
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Major is giving all of the signs and warnings, the people getting snapped at aren't listening to his body language, etc. People need to pay better attention. Plus, Alphas Rock! Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO
Yes ma'am!

100% correct Alyssa!
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Major is giving all of the signs and warnings, the people getting snapped at aren't listening to his body language, etc. People need to pay better attention. Plus, Alphas Rock! Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO
And, Major did the same before.
What amused me that time is that the SS guy failed to understand that Major is the last line of defense for his family. That's any dog's job. You would think a security guy would know that. It's supposed to be in the training.

This time around, once again, an idiot got in the dogs space.

Need to figure out how to make a Taser operable by a dog. I would think the animal would drain the batteries quickly. Oh, a human idiot, zap, another, zap, in my space, zap, getting to close to adopted dad, zap, coming into the house without mom or dad, zap, geeze we're on a walk leave us alone, zap, another, damn the batteries are empty.
Besides, human idiots have a wierd taste.

Back to reality...
The secret service should add the dogs to their staff. /s
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  • 04-01-2021, 07:58 AM
Looks like Major does have at least 85% support.


bambino, you still wanting to put Major down?

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Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Looks like Major does have at least 85% support.... Originally Posted by WTF
And that survey didn't include dogs.
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  • 04-01-2021, 08:20 AM
And that survey didn't include dogs. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter
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Look man he only bites 15 % of the people he sees ????????????????????????
Major was planted in the Dog Shelter by Trump and Biden fell for it. Biden will soon become Major's poop laying on the south lawn drawing fly's.