As we have been told by the liberals that Hillary Clinton is guranteed to be their next lord and master (as well as President of the United States) I think it is only appropriate that we have a thread about all things Hillary. This will save us from spreading them everywhere. So this thread will be about new things that are Hillary. Before someone says, "thank god, no more Benghazi threads" I have to point out that new information is NEW information. Like the fact that Hillary knew that the video was not to blame 15 minutes after the attack started. She lied to us and that is recent information.
In the first week of the rest of Hillary's life, she:
released a video that she was running for president. No one was surprised or impressed.
She had a specially outfitted Chevy van delivered to Iowa to carry her around in (I imagine the rear axle was reinforced) Iowa. It is called the Scooby Van.
She went to a Chipotle to buy food and meet the people. She went in disguise, didn't talk to anyone (Huma ordered the food from the peon), and didn't even leave a tip on a $21 order.
She went to a junior college forcing them into lockdown (no one could come or go from the classrooms) while a hand picked crowd of sycophants asked her questions.
Next the Scooby Van parked in a handicapped spot while Huma and Hillary did something inside but we are not allowed to know what that thing was.
Now she if flying back home (Chapaqua, Georgetown, or that new 10 million dollar apartment in NYC we don't know) in coach while doing a Jimmy Carter. That is she is carrying her own luggage. Is anyone really buying this again? Carter carried an empty suit bag when he travelled.
It has been a busy week for the leader of the world and we still have a weekend to go.
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Has anyone seen Bill at all?
Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
Let's see. Released a video that she was going to run for president. No one was surprised or impressed. I'm not surprised OR impressed with your first point.
I used to love Scooby Doo, so the van is cool with me. Not sure what's wrong with her driving around in a van.
I guess you've never eaten at a Chipotle. You get in line to get your food. It's a self-service place. You don't tip. What a fucking idiot.
She DID go to a college, not sure about forcing a lockdown. She is a former first lady with the security detail to match. And that college, here's what some bright dumbass had to say when asked about Hillary's visit:
"“She’s going to push some emotional thing on us. What else is she supposed to do?” predicted student Hallie Corum. “She’s going to be, like, talking s–t.”
Emotional thing? She's going to be, LIKE, talking shit. I don't even know what those two sentences mean.
She parked in a handicap spot and had a meeting you weren't invited to. Where does it say you have to know everything that goes on in her life? Stalker much?
And now you play class warfare and bring out your petty jealousy on someone who has nice things in life. Get over it. You should've worked harder.
As usual, you have pretty much nothing. You take a few things, use words like 'forced lockdown' and 'didn't leave a tip' even though it's not a restaurant where you LEAVE a tip, but whatever, it sounds good, right?
Nice try, you'll get there one day.