As we all know, Tiger returned to golf after a 5-month hiatus.
We seniors have put together some words of advice he may want to follow.
Senior Wisdom for Tiger
When you see a woman....
And want her badly....
Please consider the following...
![](http://www.okmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/4182.jpg)
No matter how beautiful she is.....
![](http://yougottobekidding.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/image0027.jpg?w=396&h=640)
No matter how sexy she is....
![](http://yougottobekidding.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/image0037.jpg?w=401&h=632)
No matter how seductive she is...
![](http://yougottobekidding.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/image0046.jpg?w=423&h=640)
No matter how huge her breasts are...
... I've forgotten where I was going with this...