The Elves.. Lifetime Membership to Fun! *INFO THREAD*




**NOT AN AD**
Just wanted to let everyone know that we have over 20 new Elves scheduled to start over the next few months along with the 3 new Elves this week ,huge website updates and improvements as well!

There's a lot of talk about our new Porn actress firm and Membership system and why we are doing it but you guys are smart and can figure out that certain private businesses are safer and that's what we all want right? Just like your local Gentleman's club, all private membership businesses fall under certain laws of privacy and protection.
We all know there's a fine line between what's legal and what isn't in the adult industries, but we can all agree that any American has the God given right to pay an over 18 actress to create pornographic images legally no matter who the other actor involved is. Its true, ask our lawyers! Why aren't others doing this you ask? Its not as easy to find attractive young ladies who enjoy taking those types of photos! But like many things the Elves do first, bet your horny little ass others will follow suit.. Some already have!
The Elves have always been and will continue to be pioneers in safety for our actresses and our clients. Did you know the Elves were the first to use BP in Louisiana? Yup, its true, and now its gone to shit lol.
Now that all being said, and while membership affords many benefits and full site access, you DO NOT have to become a member to visit an Elf if you have ever seen an Elf before and we can verify that or if you are a verifiable reviewer on this website.
We have not changed how easy it is to enjoy the elves and no personal info is required.
If you have any questions or concerns please text us at our general number listed on our site.
We do not check our inbox here nor thread responses regularly so please if you need quick response, direct all correspondence to our general site inbox or general booking number. You can post questions in this thread if a quick response is not needed.
Thank you for reading and happy hobbying to all!
brownfish's Avatar
Bring em all to lafayette .
And Nola. With Lola.
luvme98's Avatar
i agree with brownfish
+1 on Lafayette, or should I say Elf-ayette?
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That's Elf Daria in the picture from the graduating Elf class of 2009. One of the prettiest Elves of all time.
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  • 06-19-2015, 01:24 AM
I'm twin i understand obsession
^^ Uh...what?
luvme98's Avatar
christmas in july. send elves to laf.
Ok ok and what 2 days of the week do all you guys want Elves in Laffy?
luvme98's Avatar
any weekday
OK.. TOMORROW GUYS!
who will it be tomorrow? what hourly rates? i may want to put in my reservation now...
BP ad up in Laffy now.