I just wanted to quickly say farewell.
I've enjoyed counseling and advising here, albietly inconsistently and usually after a few glasses of Scotch. But Crypt Keeper royal pissed me off over a minor issue and is being an unreasonable dickhole. So, I'm wiping my hands of ECCIE and leaving.
My last two pieces of advice are classic, but any decent criminal defense attorney would always tell you to follow this if a cop pulls you over (for anything more serious than a speeding citation), busts into your room, or starts asking you questions:
1. Shut your fucking mouth.
2. Ask for an attorney as soon as possible.
Be safe. Good luck.