Never assume

A young engineer was leaving the office when he found the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his
hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared
inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

.... "I just need one copy." Originally Posted by 6ULDV8

Sounds like a million dollar CEO of a national Bank or maybe GM?

Sounds like a million dollar CEO of a national Bank or maybe GM? Originally Posted by ss4699

or a member of the Obama administration.

or a member of the Obama administration. Originally Posted by fritz3552

... who was left over from the Bush administration.

Do we really want to go political again?

... who was left over from the Bush administration.

Do we really want to go political again? Originally Posted by BiggestBest

who was leftover from the Clinton administration, ad infinitum...