Here are some One liners....
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If that doesn't work Tell some JOKES!!!
Q: What do you call 2 jalepenos haveing sex?
A: Fucking hot!
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
Happy Valentines Day
