When you rearrange the letters
DORMITORY - DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN - BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER - MOON STARER
DESPERATION - A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES - THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH - HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE - HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES - CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY - IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS - LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS - ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT - IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES - THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW - WOMAN HITLER
Who ever came up with these... surely had hell lot of time to waste. lol