So, a buddy of mine in Dallas and I were talking trash, as usual, and this is what happened.
Him: That's okay. I will keep Jennifer Love Hewitt to myself. She seems to enjoy having brothers as clients on her tv show.
Me: Hahahah. You can have her. I'm done with her. She already
sucked me dry. You can have my leftovers.
Him: Oh snap foo. I hope you're up on your kenpo because you're
gonna need it for that treachery. I'm sucking Black
Dynamite, the Last Dragon and Dolemite on you for that.
Me: You sucking them? OMG! ROTFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Him: I'm gonna sue autocorrect for that. I typed sicking.
Me: LOLololololol!