Ladies ,what makes and Ideal Gentleman?

Good morning ladies. What attributes do you feel make the best or ideal gentleman to spend time with? I realize this can be subjective, but I am generally curious about what you view as the ideal date, especially as a potential newbie.

Thank you

It is all about
aTTITUDE!!

It is all about
aTTITUDE!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Lol I would imagine.

A providers ideal date:

1. A client that cums quick with a low sex drive and only has one nutt with no msog like Lance Armstrong.

2. A client who is as hairless as a chia pet with no water.

3. A client who supports the theme "It is all about what she can get for as little effort as possible." All missionary/lay on my back sex positions if she can.....for less effort and work.
4. A client who uses the same wash towel and drying towel again so she can stay stocked for the high volume after you leave.

5. A client that will do a dinner date......but also buy an extra steak plate for her kid (or boyfriend) at home.

6. A client who tips simply cause she allowed you to stick it in and touch her. No extra curriculars for extra pay are needed.

7. A client that has a sex addiction, but prefers regulars.

8. A client with a penis well below average length and width so her money maker won't be as blown out when she retires.

9. Preferably white......but if black. More "all lives matter" black than "black lives matter" black.

10. An older client who uses viagra who wants a multihour or overnight to relive his youth is permissable. The older client who abide to her prearranged "hands off sleep time." A younger client who doesn't need said chemical helpers with a lot of stamina however who just wants to snugglefuck all night is strictly a no and prohibited.......

11. Etc.......

A providers ideal date:

1. A client that cums quick with a low sex drive and only has one nutt with no msog like Lance Armstrong.

2. A client who is as hairless as a chia pet with no water.

3. A client who supports the theme "It is all about what she can get for as little effort as possible."

4. A client who uses the same wash towel and drying towel again so she can stay stocked for the high volume after you leave.

5. A client that will do a dinner date......but also buy an extra steak plate for her kid (or boyfriend) at home.

6. A client who tips simply cause she allowed you to stick it in and touch her. No extra curriculars for extra pay are needed.

7. A client that has a sex addiction, but prefers regulars.

8. A client with a penis well below average length and width so her money maker won't be as blown out when she retires.

9. Preferably white......but if black. More "all lives matter" black than "black lives matter" black.

Etc....... Originally Posted by gimme_that

But how much do you charge, darling?

The most ideal gentleman in my book are the ones that think about me all year long... I might only see them 2 or 3 times within that time frame but they still think of me and text me to let me know if they are thinking of me and they hope that I'm doing okay.

The ideal client to me is not the one who spends the most money, or the one who only stays the shortest amount of time, but the one who takes out time to ask me what I would like out of the session.

The one who asked me what makes me happy? The one who walks in the door and gives me the biggest hug and tells me that he is glad he got to see me and then he missed coming by more often than he was able to.

What makes me happy is what a client sits and talks to me about his life and tells me what I can do to make his life a little easier

That is the way I see it
M.M.

A providers ideal date:

1. A client that cums quick with a low sex drive and only has one nutt with no msog like Lance Armstrong.

2. A client who is as hairless as a chia pet with no water.

3. A client who supports the theme "It is all about what she can get for as little effort as possible." All missionary/lay on my back sex positions if she can.....for less effort and work.
4. A client who uses the same wash towel and drying towel again so she can stay stocked for the high volume after you leave.

5. A client that will do a dinner date......but also buy an extra steak plate for her kid (or boyfriend) at home.

6. A client who tips simply cause she allowed you to stick it in and touch her. No extra curriculars for extra pay are needed.

7. A client that has a sex addiction, but prefers regulars.

8. A client with a penis well below average length and width so her money maker won't be as blown out when she retires.

9. Preferably white......but if black. More "all lives matter" black than "black lives matter" black.

10. An older client who uses viagra who wants a multihour or overnight to relive his youth is permissable. The older client who abide to her prearranged "hands off sleep time." A younger client who doesn't need said chemical helpers with a lot of stamina however who just wants to snugglefuck all night is strictly a no and prohibited.......

11. Etc....... Originally Posted by gimme_that

Seems like such a negative, condescending opinion of the ladies, but you have so many reviews. If you feel this way, why pursue this hobby?

Seems like such a negative, condescending opinion of the ladies, but you have so many reviews. If you feel this way, why pursue this hobby? Originally Posted by captjackno

Nah I tend to meet some of the most coolest ladies in the hobby when I do seek to meet ladies. But let's not be so closed minded to assume all of these ladies advertising absolutely love and find a client ideal to them. Or else they would do it free. Some are closetedly jaded. But you would never see or hear of it.

It's no negative connotation and just being real.


That list didn't apply to every lady or any lady in particular. But if it touched a nerve for a few well......

I do give you permission to talk down on Ole gimme_that if it helps you out with your newbie status. Lol. Guess you gotta wholeheartedly agree with everything these ladies say to gain entry. (Cracks whip) I can't hate on your methods......

Lol. The ideal client would be one that sets up an appointment, comes over, sneaks the donation under the door and leaves immediately

Nah I tend to meet some of the most coolest ladies in the hobby when I do seek to meet ladies. But let's not be so closed minded to assume all of these ladies advertising absolutely love and find a client ideal to them. Or else they would do it free. Some are closetedly jaded. But you would never see or hear of it.

It's no negative connotatio
n and just being real.


That list didn't apply to every lady or any lady in particular. But if it touched a nerve for a few well......

I do give you permission to talk down on Ole gimme_that if it helps you out with your newbie status. Lol. Guess you gotta wholeheartedly agree with everything these ladies say to gain entry. (Cracks whip) I can't hate on your methods...... Originally Posted by gimme_that

Lol I hear you. Never that lol. I would never beat up on anyone to boost my status. I see what you're saying, tongue in cheek. Gotta stay real. Good meeting you

It's amazing how these threads always seem to go off course from what the OP has asked about.
I'm a long time member that doesn't post to often because I like to be drama free.
But I can't understand why some think they have to belittle providers yet want there services.
It's a business like any other, some providers will say things and stroke your ego to keep you coming back thats a given, but that happens in any business.Those are the ones you have to weed out unless you're satisfied with the services being provided. Some may actually like spending time with you, but to say if they do it would be for free is absurd.
I own my own business and some client are friends and some I blow smoke up there ass to be professional and keep them coming back. The select few that I see outside of work that are friends, do I provide my services free because we like each other, Hell No. I've got bills to pay just like everyone on this board.
That's like saying your friend owns your favorite eatery so you should get your meals for free. Please…..

Pardon me gentlemen but did you miss the OP's title? He is asking the LADIES a question!! Would you please keep your comments in check and let the LADIES respond to the OP??? IMHO, a little respect to the OP's topic would go a long way.

My thoughts were similar, but not quite as jaded as gimme's. Ideal gentleman is a guy that will pay $300, pop in 15 minutes, and be done for the night.

I am very impressed by a gentleman who is courteous, kind and is well prepared. The first two are blatantly obvious. The third is where the separation happens for me. If a gentleman takes the time to read through my reviews and my posts on the various ECCIE threads, then I believe that he will be given a very accurate portrait of who I am and what to expect when we get together. If he also sits back and spends a little time imagining what would be HIS perfect date and then shares that with me prior to our meeting or while sharing a drink or a meal before we head off for our dessert, then I can tailor an evening that meets or even exceeds his dreams. That's how my ideal dates are achieved.

I refuse to believe you are a newbie. Im happy to play along.

Ideal gentlemen

Over 50
Smells like grown man cologne....not that that dollar store bullshit
Washes his ass before he shows up
Expects to have a good time verses being nervous and saying something stupid.
Researched the provider he wants to see.
Brings correct donation.

Good morning ladies. What attributes do you feel make the best or ideal gentleman to spend time with? I realize this can be subjective, but I am generally curious about what you view as the ideal date, especially as a potential newbie.

Thank you Originally Posted by captjackno