HOW TO SELL ... TOOTHBRUSHES
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
The teacher was speechless. . . . . . . .
- DallasRain
- 06-19-2010, 04:01 PM
- Horn^I^Dog
- 06-19-2010, 04:14 PM
OK, even I have to laugh at this one!!!
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- itsllmyfavorite
- 12-21-2010, 01:30 AM
ok this is about little suzy
her parents seen a line of boys next to their tree
and suzy was climbing down and taking a quarter from the one
that was standing under her and then going back
and so on
they hollered for her to get over here
she told them the boys were paying here to climb the tree
the parents said "suzy they just want to look at your panties ,not climb that ree stupid tree
little suzy just laughed to herself.
SHE KNEW SHE WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTIES
her parents seen a line of boys next to their tree
and suzy was climbing down and taking a quarter from the one
that was standing under her and then going back
and so on
they hollered for her to get over here
she told them the boys were paying here to climb the tree
the parents said "suzy they just want to look at your panties ,not climb that ree stupid tree
little suzy just laughed to herself.
SHE KNEW SHE WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTIES
- Horn^I^Dog
- 12-21-2010, 08:21 AM
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