Viagra

Woman to Pharmacist:"Can I get Viagra here?"

Pharmacist:"Yes,you can."

Woman:"Can you get it over the counter?"

Pharmacist:"I can,if I take two of them!"

lol--good one!!!

A husband and wife are sitting on the sofa and watching a PBS special on psychology.The husband says to his wife,"I'll bet you can tell me one thing that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife replies."Honey,you have the biggest penis of all your friends!"

So,after our company was bought out by a bigger company,our health care provider was changed.I needed to get my yearly check-up and my current doctor wasn't on the list.So,I searched the new list and found one that was taking new patients.I set up my appointment and when I arrived,I found out that my new doctor just happened to be a beautiful,young woman.During the checkup,she asked me if I was having any problems and I was still taken aback by her looks and demeanor and I began to stutter and stammer like a little schoolboy.She put her hand on my shoulder and said,"I've been in practice now for five years and there isn't to much that I haven't seen or heard about in this field.You can tell me anything." So,I told her that my penis tastes funny!!"

LOL...........

lol murf you are sooooooooooooooooooooo bad..when I get back to St louis, you get a big spanking!!!!!

lol murf you are sooooooooooooooooooooo bad..when I get back to St louis, you get a big spanking!!!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Dallas,you know I went to Catholic School in the 50's and 60's.I just might like a big spanking!!!

I'm sure Dallas would be more than happy to dress up as a nun and spank the shit out of you!!

seeing some red eh

I'm thinkin' that I was there....just a little to left,slightly out of camera view!!!