Don't Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out

Notice how the Luv Guv referred to his daughters in his resignation speech as "three jewels"? His colossal lack of self-awareness and his insensitivity are breathtaking. He never thought that any of the women he molested was somebody's child.
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or jewels never talk

no impeachment mmm can run again then ... rats

CNN may hire him LOL
He wifi make more with speaking fees, but need to add a clause for free admission to strip clubs to maintain his groping skills.
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He not bothered about not being governor. Now he can spend more time fucking more hookers, less time worrying about governor duties. He's delighted to resign. I referred him to seeing Paris.
He not bothered about not being governor. Now he can spend more time fucking more hookers, less time worrying about governor duties. He's delighted to resign. I referred him to seeing Paris. Originally Posted by 12InchClock
Maybe he'll join eccie. Handle suggestions?
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Maybe he'll join eccie. Handle suggestions? Originally Posted by Withnail
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Maybe he'll join eccie. Handle suggestions? Originally Posted by Withnail
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IdidntCOMPLETELYdestroyNYSbutI sureTRIED696969 Originally Posted by valkyra
shhhhhh if they don't impeach anyways, he can run again

sad but true
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shhhhhh if they don't impeach anyways, he can run again

sad but true Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
I don't think he'd make it, he doesn't have a lot of people singing his praises lately.
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I don't think he'd make it, he doesn't have a lot of people singing his praises lately. Originally Posted by valkyra
NYC still loves him
to few have left NYC
so if he runs he will win that 5 county area
Unless they impeach him anyways
then he will have to take take that job offer at CNN

Last time Andy ran only won 7 county's, but did not need Erie and Monroe
there's a bit more than 60 county's in NYS
63 I think but not sure unless I look it up again

so Sadly if runs and does not get Erie and Monroe, he's in again.
Trust me--he's hated in Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island. Most of Nassau/Suffolk, too. It's Manhattan, Westchester and Rockland who licked his balls.
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Trust me--he's hated in Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island. Most of Nassau/Suffolk, too. It's Manhattan, Westchester and Rockland who licked his balls. Originally Posted by Withnail
and sadly that may be all he needs

Can Cuomo Run for Governor Again After Resignation?
17 hours ago
New poll from Slingshot Strategies out in the field post-James report asks NY Dems who they are most likely to support for governor:

Cuomo: 26
James: 9
AOC: 8
Gillibrand: 6
Kathryn Garcia: 6

so if wins the DEM party ... SAD
the new Gov is a WNY blue dog DEM so no way
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another bad thought
NYS gives Gov 2 places to live. Albany and NYC
not sure which BUT Andy's home was sold after one of his breakups

any bets he holds up in one of, And NYS can not evict him till Aug 31. Maybe longer if US or NY extends the no evictions thingy
So thinking Andy will be living rent free on NYS dime in NYC. It has a better nightlife
or for real shits n giggles. Talks Trump into letting him live in Trump Tower and then does not pay the rent
Maybe he'll join eccie. Handle suggestions? Originally Posted by Withnail
Client 9 - no, no Spitzer already got that one - How 'bout Client 10??