GUIDE TO ORAL SEX

I have read this text when I was about 20years old which helped me develop my skill. I highly recommend you taking 5min to read this text... It might change your nightlife ;-)
Now sit back, relax and enjoy the ride...

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How to Eat Pussy

by Anonymous

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not
going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it.
She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making.
They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her
foreskin.

Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry
and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased.
The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then
put your lips right on top of her slit.

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.

Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may
barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's
face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be
saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop|' There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock
sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what
you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do he fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin.
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and
finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when
she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come do from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are
extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.

The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go
to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.
Do you know why I'm so great at DATY? Just like my professional life, I take pride in being coachable and a good listener at all times... If a guy is doing it wrong then you should tell him how you like it. It won't hurt this man's pride.


With BBJ, I'm still searching for a girl that can suck my cock like my high school GF. She had complete power over me with her bj skills...It was really simple. Take that cock down all the way with your tongue sticking out on the ball sack, start making small swallows and licking the nutts at the same time you're DT'ing. Hold it as long as possible..If the cock is not in your mouth, your sucking balls.. It's great but I still prefer to pound the hell out of that pussy. Lol
Boy Scout's Avatar
Out of all the oral guides I've read, this one is by far the most graphic and feels the realest. +1
Nina the Dicknapper's Avatar
Nice
Sigh....God I love eating pussy
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Half of what is written above is bullshit.

Which half is up to the lady who is about to be attacked, with her clitoris about to be chewed and sucked on, because some poor unknowing sap will believe that the written word above is actually true for all women.

I HATE having the area between my pussy lips and leg licked. It's like those how-to guides suggesting that a man lick a woman's body from top to bottom.

Please. Don't. Ugh.

I could go on but will not.

Tim Ferris wrote a book several years back called "the 4 hour body" or something like that. It's a pretty interesting book.

In one of his chapters, he writes about his research on oral sex on women. Eating pussy. Whatever you wish to call it.

Reading what he wrote was APPALLING. I mean, really. It was.

When a man tells a sex worker that he's the absolute best at "eating pussy" usually that means I'll try to guide him in a different direction.

The majority of the men simply aren't good at it.

The best cheap advice from someone who has had a few really bad oral experiences happen to her, just pay attention.

What will work with one female will be agony for another. Some like their clit to be chewed on and sucked while another female will hit the ceiling in pain if you do that.

It depends.

If you don't know what to do, or which direction to go in, just ask. Heck, sometimes I'll even ask a guy what trips his trigger if I'm having a difficult time reading his desires, which isn't the norm but it does still happen to us all.

I appreciate the OP presenting an essay that many of us have seen in the past. The reason why I remember it so well because it's filled with poor advice.

edited to add: I had edited my post above and somehow, the changes got lost when I tried to save the changes. So I'm not going to augment my words again. However, I know that the response sounds harsher than my intent.

Elisabeth
Ronin3's Avatar
Have to agree with EW. I prefer oral to intercourse. Both giving and receiving. It's Darwinian. The best cunnilinguist is the guy who adapts best, and quickest, to his current lover. Different women prefer different things. To think all women prefer one technique is moronic. The one thing OP is correct in, is that a woman will definitely show you when you're doing it right buy how her body responds. Pay attention.
To expect any advice on any subject with any level of specificity to be universally applicable seems unrealistic... at best. Having said that, we may all agree that paying attention to your partner response is very likely to point you in the right direction. In a realm without time constraints, discussion about personal preferences seems like a no brainer.

Very interesting thread.
BLM69's Avatar
  • BLM69
  • 10-26-2017, 09:11 AM

With BBJ, I'm still searching for a girl that can suck my cock like my high school GF. She had complete power over me with her bj skills. Originally Posted by DrBWC
I feel you pain on finding a great bj in the hobby
Grace Preston's Avatar
Do... not.... chew.

It is not bubblegum.
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
I feel you pain on finding a great bj in the hobby Originally Posted by BLM69
Some individuals simply do not know where to look.

2short@desky's Avatar
Half of what is written above is bullshit.

Which half is up to the lady who is about to be attacked, with her clitoris about to be chewed and sucked on, because some poor unknowing sap will believe that the written word above is actually true for all women.

I HATE having the area between my pussy lips and leg licked. It's like those how-to guides suggesting that a man lick a woman's body from top to bottom.

Please. Don't. Ugh.

I could go on but will not.

Tim Ferris wrote a book several years back called "the 4 hour body" or something like that. It's a pretty interesting book.

In one of his chapters, he writes about his research on oral sex on women. Eating pussy. Whatever you wish to call it.

Reading what he wrote was APPALLING. I mean, really. It was.

When a man tells a sex worker that he's the absolute best at "eating pussy" usually that means I'll try to guide him in a different direction.

The majority of the men simply aren't good at it.

The best cheap advice from someone who has had a few really bad oral experiences happen to her, just pay attention.

What will work with one female will be agony for another. Some like their clit to be chewed on and sucked while another female will hit the ceiling in pain if you do that.

It depends.

If you don't know what to do, or which direction to go in, just ask. Heck, sometimes I'll even ask a guy what trips his trigger if I'm having a difficult time reading his desires, which isn't the norm but it does still happen to us all.

I appreciate the OP presenting an essay that many of us have seen in the past. The reason why I remember it so well because it's filled with poor advice.

edited to add: I had edited my post above and somehow, the changes got lost when I tried to save the changes. So I'm not going to augment my words again. However, I know that the response sounds harsher than my intent.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers
I will definitely agree with the idea that all ladies are different. The area between the thigh and outer lips depends on the lady. I have found that touching, licking, etc sometimes is not all good. I combine a very soft tongue lash and the start cool easy breaths over the lips and clit, moving back between inner thigh and outer lip. Progress it so that I engulf both lips in my mouth without any suction or motion, back away and continue the cool breaths. It seems the alternating warmth and coolness works pretty well on some, but some are totally unaffected....haven't figured them out just yet.
pyramider's Avatar
Do... not.... chew.

It is not bubblegum. Originally Posted by Grace Preston


Correct ... You chew it like jerky.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
No Chewing at all..
guy's and DATY please make sure you don't have a 1 to 2 day old scruff growing .

BBBJ's mmmmmm
Do... not.... chew.

It is not bubblegum. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

Then why do they call you Grace "Hubba Bubba" Preston?