Can I Be Blunt??

Our board is so boring right now. We are talking about what to wear and what to listen to during a session. Who got a new apartment and who is nice....uummmm, oh, and the same guys review the same provider over and over and over again. I bet VIP is exciting on those reviews

Let me blunt... We need some drama Or just a FUN topic.

Isnt this what everyone wanted. I think VK tried to point out that those threads that had drama in them attracted the most views. The ball busting and banter back and forth has been stopped because many are so thin skinned. You guys asked for it, super mod gave it to ya. So I guess becareful what you wish for LOL.

Fun topic - most strange or interesting thing to happen in a session - GO!

For me is was a provider who didn't haven't any covers, spent over 15mins of our session looking for some and took her "friend " to come up to room and give her some in the middle of the provider giving me a mediocre BBBJ for FS to happen. That was one of the more awkward things to happen in a while!

Okay, it was a dark and rainy night, I arrived at 1313 Mocking bird lane. I knocked on the door and man the place was a freak show, her pimp answered the door, the dude was huge, green with bolts in his neck. My first thought was to just get out of there but the little head was being an ass that night. Anyway, monster pimp walked me into the house and directed me to Marylins room. The house was dark and I mean they could have used a cleaning service because the place was covrered in spiderwebs and dust. I finally find Marylin and she was a real hottie, blonde with a hot body but the little dude in her room looked like a freaking dog, he must have been greek or Italian because he was freaking covered with hair. She said he was her cousin but you know they always say the other guy is a "cousin". Anyway she grabs my hand and leads me to the "sex dungeon", it was dark but their was this big table in the middle of the floor. We get naked and we start doing the do, it was good, I mean her vajay jay was special it was like magic, so where going at it, she was telling me to beat that pussy up, I was banging to the beat of my own drummer and all of a sudden I open my eyes and 5 inches in front of my face was this old man dressed like dracula hanging upside down and he was muttering something I could not make out, that was it, I was out of there.

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Ok Gemma, let's hang out and then post a thread that will give them something to talk about.

Topic? Ok... guys do you like it when a gal can take you all the way deep in her throat, beyond the gag reflex where the thickest warmest saliva awaits to flood your head.... or do you like the sound she makes when you tap that gag reflex and she can make that gagging sound..sound oh so sexy?

Topic? Ok... guys do you like it when a gal can take you all the way deep in her throat, beyond the gag reflex where the thickest warmest saliva awaits to flood your head.... or do you like the sound she makes when you tap that gag reflex and she can make that gagging sound..sound oh so sexy? Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

Yes

Haha! dirtydog said vajayjay. And called us Italians hairy people! LMAO! Priceless...

Ok Gemma, let's hang out and then post a thread that will give them something to talk about. Originally Posted by Dawg

I'm game!

I was holding a gentlemans big belly up once to give him his bj and I let the belly go before I moved my head out the way and got belly punched on my forehead. He was a good sport about my uncontrollable giggling, thankfully! That has probably been the most awkward thing that's happened to me LoL! I felt bad though and didn't want him to be embarrassed... though I sure was!

Haha! dirtydog said vajayjay. And called us Italians hairy people! LMAO! Priceless... Originally Posted by Gemma34

Well I can do that since I am full blooded Sicilian

That is why I could never be a provider, male or female. Some overweight person comes in, sweating all over me and expects me to look like I am having fun. No fucking way.

Eeewwwwww. Big fat belly hanging over his cock, sweat dripping from everywhere.
Damn, now I understand why the price point is where it's at now. I'm 6'0", 195.
I will never talk about the price point again. I feel for the providers. Having something that heavy show up to their room, no wonder they try to rush or hurry you along.
I can see my cock and my feet. My stomach isn't in the way of anything.
It's not a forehead bumper, while I'm getting head.

So do fat sweaty nasty clients keep the price point up?

Actually, most of the bigger guys I've ever seen have impeccable hygiene! Seriously, I think most of the clients have a good sense of what's expected for a session. After all, I AM kinda pricey fellas, so wash them balls!!