Legal Prostitution

talidor's Avatar
This is just hypothetically, but if they ever legalize hoeing would Houston be over run with Spas, agencies, and providers. Would there be red lights zones and what would happen to the prices?
most limp dick suburban husbands would install home security cams
talidor's Avatar
So you think house wives would flood the market?
yup
Fancyinheels's Avatar
So you think house wives would flood the market? Originally Posted by talidor
What makes you think they aren't already?
What makes you think they aren't already? Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Does your husband know you wrote that?
Fancyinheels's Avatar
Does your husband know you wrote that? Originally Posted by Mythos
Ha! Just chihuahuas here, my dear, aka the puppy pimps! They don't care what I do as long as I bring home the Milk-Bones and rub their bellies.
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Fancy is spot on.
pyramider's Avatar
Fancy upcharges for belly rubs ... ijs.
WTF's Avatar
  • WTF
  • 07-19-2017, 09:20 PM
I thought "Legal Prostitution" was marriage.

Though it can be somewhat of a crapshoot!


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Fancyinheels's Avatar
Fancy upcharges for belly rubs ... ijs. Originally Posted by pyramider


I thought "Legal Prostitution" was marriage...
Originally Posted by WTF
Heh.

Costs a lot less to get a provider out of the door than a wife. Like Charlie Sheen said, "
I don't pay prostitutes for sex. I pay them to leave."



Heh.

Costs a lot less to get a provider out of the door than a wife. Like Charlie Sheen said, "
I don't pay prostitutes for sex. I pay them to leave."
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
damn I don't have a lot sex with wife.
I want decriminalization.
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I want decriminalization. Originally Posted by Adrienne Baptiste
I like the way you put that...and I agree
N.M.'s Avatar
  • N.M.
  • 07-24-2017, 10:51 AM
I thought "Legal Prostitution" was marriage.

Though it can be somewhat of a crapshoot!


. Originally Posted by WTF
I approve this post.

Oh and hi Sugar