Lesbonics.... - ECCIE Worldwide

This is even funnier than Liberal jokes, LOL.

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

8.. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

11.. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.