Dear Vagina

Dear vagina........
I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor. 2. I work @ great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything i do.4. I work weekends & holidays.5. I work in a damp environment.6. I work in dark areas w poor ventilation.7. I work in high temperatures.8. My work exposes me 2 disease...Dear penis,Your request has been denied 4 the following reasons:1. U don't work 8 hrs straight.2. U work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.3. U don't stay in your designated area & r frequently found in other locations.4. U don't take initiative & must be stimulated 2 start working.5. U leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.6. You are unable 2 work overtime or double shifts.7. U sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.8. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.

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