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Advice to Tiger Woods
Guest021824
03-23-2011, 09:26 PM
As we all know, Tiger returned to golf after a 5-month hiatus.
We seniors have put together some words of advice he may want to follow.
Senior Wisdom for Tiger
When you see a woman....
And want her badly....
Please consider the following...
No matter how beautiful she is.....
No matter how sexy she is....
No matter how seductive she is...
No matter how huge her breasts are...
... I've forgotten where I was going with this...
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TexTushHog
03-23-2011, 10:12 PM
Actually, I saw this written on the wall of a men's room in Durham, N.C.:
No matter how good lookin' she is, some other guy somewhere is sick and tired of putting up with her shit!!
Truer words were never spoken.
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Poppa_Viagra
03-24-2011, 07:04 AM
That, and "you cain't fix stoopid" pretty much cover it.
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