A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it
10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely.
Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it
another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I
took over the winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there
you have it, you should have taken golf lessons
instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck.