No One Knows

I walk around all day everyday like everything is just fine, like my world is perfect, like I don't have a care in the world ... but deep down, inside my shoe ... my sock is sliding off and it is bugging the shit out of me!!

I never wear socks....One less thing to take off

......that I am still a virgin!





You can ask my kids.

Lol ET. I had that problem yesterday on the golf course and I know that is why my putting was way off.Threw those fucking socks in the trash when I got home.