My First Ménage à Trois
One time I was with this girl and we were going at it and her pug jumps up on the bed and snarfles (like a snort but the saliva goes out instead of in) in my ass crack. Needless to say it was cold, unexpected, and ruined the moment. My boner was gone almost instantly. I tell her to put the dog away...she refuses. I got dressed and left. I think the story was better than the sex... I have other stories but they're borderline gross and less funny than what fuckish. Lemme know if I should post.