Freudian Slip

A friend of mine who is a psychologist was explaining to me what a Freudian slip is. He gave me the clinical definition, but I still didn't understand.

He said, "Like the other day, I was at the airport, and the airline clerk was a beautiful blonde and showed a bunch of cleavage. I went up to the desk and said, 'I need two pickets to Titsburg---I mean, two tickets to Pittsburg!"

He said he was of course very embarrassed, and that's a Freudian slip.

I said, "Oh, yeah. It's like the other morning, my wife and I were eating breakfast, and I meant to ask her for some more coffee. But I said, "You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!!!' That was just a Freudian slip."

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Who? The airline clerk or my wife? Lol