A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'
- laoilman
- 02-01-2010, 11:17 AM
- Guest031210-2
- 02-01-2010, 09:21 PM
I could only wish that happened to me! wink wink. Especially on an elevator, Id do him right then and there.
- laoilman
- 02-02-2010, 06:49 AM
So are you telling me you want to have spontaneous sex on an elevator with a stranger? Chella your such a tease, lol. Guess I'll have to go around N.O. bumbing into beautiful chesty blonds in elevators until I find you.
- turbo-dog
- 02-02-2010, 08:45 PM
- Guest031210-2
- 02-03-2010, 08:11 AM
I can only dream to bump into both of you on an elevator with mirrors(I love having 2 men)...and Im not so much of a tease, just get me into a public place I fantasize about and its ON!