So I am standing in the shower and catch myself thinking about massage with a happy ending. Then I remember I need to get my back waxed. All of a sudden I start howling laughing in the shower because I put those two together. A man's waxing salon with happy endings.
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I don't think there are enough masochists to support this bad business idea. Find your humor where you can I guess.