Review: Lunch with Tess

Date: 3/3/11
Provider: Jxnbilady aka Tess
Phone: she will provide
Email Address: jxnbilady@gmail.com
URL / Website: jxnbilady.escort-site.com
City: Hattiesburg
State: Mississippi
Address: Highway 49
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, breast worship, digits cuddling conversation
Session Length: 1hr
Fee: $$$
Hair Length and Color: Reddish brown with blonde streak in the front, about shoulder length
Age: 30's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Tess is about 5'8' and is a nice curvy woman. She has curves in all the right places. The description on her showcase is accurate, though it does not describe how well she fits in your arms.
Recommendation: Yes

Good review, especially from a canon cocker...heeheehee!

JaG

It is a good review from a cannon cocker, but tankers do it better!

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All tankers know how to do is get lost. The FA knows where to put the balls

All tankers know how to do is get lost. The FA knows where to put the balls Originally Posted by elcid180

That's because we are looking for the artillery that is supposed to be supporting us and this is what we find.


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I know that the Infantry is the Queen of Battle, and the Artillery is the King of Battle, but where would they be if it wasn't for the Engineers to build the bed?

Apologies to Tess for hijacking this thread - she's much too nice a lady to have to put up with this, but there are some things that just can't be ignored...heeheehee.

JaG

I know that the Infantry is the Queen of Battle, and the Artillery is the King of Battle, but where would they be if it wasn't for the Engineers to build the bed?

Apologies to Tess for hijacking this thread - she's much too nice a lady to have to put up with this, but there are some things that just can't be ignored...heeheehee.

JaG Originally Posted by JustaGuyinMS

We did get a little off message, and do not want to detract from Tess's review. Humble request to her for forgiveness, but had to throw in my two cents about cannoneers. Great thing about it, it takes all of us to make it work and complete the mission! Go Army. JAG hope you were not in the Seabees no disrespect if so.

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Army here too!

Now back to the topic - Tess is a great lady. If you want to add an intelligent conversation to the fun you'll have in your visit, Tess is a good choice.

JaG

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Sorry Tess, providers can't post in the review forums! Feel free to chastise them elsewhere to your hearts content.
~vicinms

All of you should do penance by singing my praises and worshiping me. LOL Originally Posted by JxnBiLady

I beg your humble forgiveness and If we can ever meet, I will most definitely worship you in more ways than one!

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I have already worshipped at your alter but that does not mean that I am ready to do it again and again and again

Sorry Tess, providers can't post in the review forums! Feel free to chastise them elsewhere to your hearts content. JustaGuyinMS

yes Ms Tess you are right I just got so excited thinking about it I couldnt type straight

Sorry Tess, providers can't post in the review forums! Feel free to chastise them elsewhere to your hearts content. JustaGuyinMS
Originally Posted by JxnBiLady

Y'know... IIRC, this site is set up so that hobbyists CANNOT post in the "Provider Ads" section (and that includes replies; I just checked).

It is therefore possible to set the permissions up in the "Reviews" section so that providers who attempt to reply to their reviews see the same "Sorry <name>, but you do not have permission to post here" error message that I just saw when I tried to reply to Shelby Sinful's ad in MS Provider Ads (purely as a test).

Just sayin'. If you don't want people doing something, it's MUCH easier to take away their ability to do it than to let them do it and slap their wrists afterward.



Cheers,

bcg (briefly a software "engineer" in his too long and too varied career, so he knows this well)

PS: I'm glad to see that some of y'all are finally seeing what a true gem Tess is; I was afraid that I was the only guy seeing her. And since I'm giving very serious thought to curtailing my hobby participation (possibly retiring completely), I do want to see her well taken care of by the rest of you miscreants.