Hello Houston

This is an attempt to NOT get a posting violation. After some thought,
I discerned that posting about NOT getting a posting violation is the safest way NOT to get a violation. I would say, it’s always a pleasant time when in Houston, but that would be a lie. Here I am, nonetheless. Do with that info what you will.
In closing, just a reminder -this communication is meant to serve as an attempt NOT to get a posting violation and yield to the ECCIE powers at work.

Thanks- as you were

Sorry to hear your time here in the Bayou City hasn't been pleasant.
I always have a BANGING time here.
In the future try asking:
what's a good spot to grab a snack,
a good place to get a pedi/mani,
good area to lay your head down for a few hours.

... or post some taint UITB....

.....you know, for Pyramider.