Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

The Slap Chop Condom: "You're going to love my nuts!"

Burger King: Home of the Whopper!

Gillette: The best a man can get.

Secret Deodorant: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


Oh, and the MCI one is just so wrong....

The Slap Chop Condom: "You're going to love my nuts!" Originally Posted by Marcus78

LOL!!

Thank you, this post made my night.

Nice! You obviously had too much time on your hands. Me too. A couple more:

The Timex: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking;

Allstate: You're in good hands;

Asian condom: 30 minutes later you're ready for another

Haha...is that right GG?? (lol)

Haha...is that right GG?? (lol) Originally Posted by Likinikki

You know me, eat one Asian, want to eat another. Hence, the all you can eat buffet...

I did forget...you sure had the full buffet at our 5hr all you can dinner! (lol)

The Folgers condom - the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
The Hefty condom - cause it's Hefty Hefty Hefty, not Whimpy Whimpy Whimpy !
The Snickers condom - satisfy your hunger !

always fresh in the deli section (next to the rest rooms) at your local HEB.....

Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!! Glad I shop at Walmart .

always fresh in the deli section (next to the rest rooms) at your local HEB.....

Originally Posted by dennisrn

EWWWW I don't even WANT to know what all those little black dots are..

I agree some people have way too much time on their hands.

I agree some people have way too much time on their hands. Originally Posted by Doc_rob

Yes, but you have wasted your time,and didn't even participate.