Hugh Hefner engaged!

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Playboy Editor Hugh Hefner, 84, is engaged to Playboy bunny Crystal Harris, 24.

Hefner says she cried when he proposed.
I'd cry too if I were told I stood to inherit millions, soon

http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/playboy...tory?gt1=28135

At any rate, if one lucky girl ever... earned her place in the HDH hall of fame (now located at the Playboy mansion), it is Crystal Harris...
discreetgent's Avatar
Anna Nicole Smith did a pretty good job of getting HDH lol
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Hefner says she cried when he proposed.
I'd cry too if I were told I stood to inherit millions, soon
Originally Posted by Raphael
Amen to that!

However, She's a bit too young
for Hef. Oh I bet the Media's gonna have fun with this one.

I wonder how Holly felt So sad.
I would bet good money that ole Hef has a pretty iron clad pre-nup

His Daughter would make sure of that.
lucky bitch
Naomi4u's Avatar
lucky bitch Originally Posted by Selena51
Right!! LOL!
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Bluck! Keep the money lol. No way I could be with that guy for more than an hour at a time lmao!

Naomi, was thinking the same thing about Holly after he said he would never get married again lol. Just proves the movie "He's just not that into you" even more.
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No way I could be with that guy for more than an hour at a time lmao! Originally Posted by London Rayne
Nah, not going to go there
MOCHAakaMOCHA's Avatar
Me and my roomie discussed that he didn't marry Holly because Holly wanted babies and Hef don't want no more babies lol
Naomi4u's Avatar
I know this sounds harsh but he's a talking mummy.
How these women screw him night after night is beyond me. He probably drools on them too
yucks! I guess it's true what they say.. money talks!

Yeah I feel bad for Holly. I believe she REALLY genuinely loved him..
then again who knows?! ya never know with chicks these days.
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Me and my roomie discussed that he didn't marry Holly because Holly wanted babies and Hef don't want no more babies lol Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA
Holly was trynna get paid!!!
Fast Gunn's Avatar
I doubt that there is enough Viagra in the entire world to enable an old

fossil like Hef to even come close to physically satisfying a beautiful

and nubile girl like Crystal, . . . . . . .
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. . but then maybe just having that high caliber of eye candy
romping

around the house in skimpy outfits is visually stimulating enough!
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I know this sounds harsh but he's a talking mummy.
How these women screw him night after night is beyond me. He probably drools on them too
yucks! I guess it's true what they say.. money talks!

Yeah I feel bad for Holly. I believe she REALLY genuinely loved him..
then again who knows?! ya never know with chicks these days. Originally Posted by Naomi4u
What makes you think he could screw her? I'd surely agree with the drooling part. I drool sometimes when I'm licking too.

I would bet good money that ole Hef has a pretty iron clad pre-nup

His Daughter would make sure of that. Originally Posted by Jackie S
You know all these so-called girlfriends were just Playboy Inc employees hired for PR purposes. Have to keep up the Playboy image you know. They worked for a year or two and then were replaced by new ones.
The Playboy "Empire" is struggling so badly that anything to right the ship before Hef kicks it has got to be tried. Very unlikely anyone not directly involved in the company's legal afffairs will ever have the slightest clue as to the reality behind this move, but it appears likely to be a purely media-driven event. Methinks Kimberly was the last real attempt by the old guy to have a loving marriage.

However, if I can keep my house full of nubile and sexually open beauties 24/7 when I'm 84, then and only then will I be worthy of commenting on Mr. Hefner's skills and intentions!

However, She's a bit too young for Hef. Originally Posted by Naomi4u
She's just right for me.