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Cum D'Licious - Makes Your Semen Taste Better
Most people wouldn't characterize semen as their favorite thing to consume. It definitely doesn't generally taste as good as, say, pumpkin pie. Or as good as Brussels sprouts, really.
What can you do to make your spunk taste less like funk? Well, when it comes to how your semen tastes, you are what you eat. If you have a toxic diet peppered with alcohol, cigarettes, and fast food, your semen is a reflection of that. It is widely believed that people who consume more fruit and vegetables taste better.
If you don't want to change your lifestyle to change the taste of your jizz, try Cum D'Licious. This supplement attempts to make your semen taste better.
Cum Delicious contains Medicago Sativa, Horny Goat Weed and Tribulus terrestris, in a 350 mg proprietary blend. A quick search of these ingredients shows that Medicago Sativa is actually alfalfa. The other two ingredients are purported aphrodisiacs and testosterone boosters. A serving size is one capsule, which you take once a day.
30 capsules per bottle.
Most people wouldn't characterize semen as their favorite thing to consume. It definitely doesn't generally taste as good as, say, pumpkin pie. Or as good as Brussels sprouts, really.
What can you do to make your spunk taste less like funk? Well, when it comes to how your semen tastes, you are what you eat. If you have a toxic diet peppered with alcohol, cigarettes, and fast food, your semen is a reflection of that. It is widely believed that people who consume more fruit and vegetables taste better.
If you don't want to change your lifestyle to change the taste of your jizz, try Cum D'Licious. This supplement attempts to make your semen taste better.
Cum Delicious contains Medicago Sativa, Horny Goat Weed and Tribulus terrestris, in a 350 mg proprietary blend. A quick search of these ingredients shows that Medicago Sativa is actually alfalfa. The other two ingredients are purported aphrodisiacs and testosterone boosters. A serving size is one capsule, which you take once a day.
30 capsules per bottle.
For a laugh take a look. (not trying to promote it. in fact, DON'T buy anything, lol) Enjoy!
CHOCOLATE KISSES
xoxo
Layla
