Groucho Quotes... Lol

Realize this may seem silly but thought some of these Groucho Marx quotes were quite relavent even today in our hobby. Hope you find them as enjoyable as I did:

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... Well, I have others."

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women."

"I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury."

"Behind every successful man stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife."

"The only game I like to play is Old Maid...provided she's not TOO old."

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

Groucho Marx

"there ain't no such thing as a sanity clause"
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I watched every Marx brothers growing up. It's a shame kids today don't know who they were and how brilliant their comedy was.

Thanks for the additional quotes guys...
Comedy is truly a great thing...
When done correctly...

I really needed to stop for a moment and laugh today, thank you guys for the wonderful quotes!!!!

Groucho Marx's wedding proposal:

"What do you say, the three of us get married: you girls have everything, you're short and tall, and slim and stout, and blonde and brunette. And that's JUST the kind of girl I crave."

What a charmer, Groucho Marx was...!