On the bright side.

Shootings are way down!
Possible causes:
1) Bars are closed
2) Schools are empty (no school shootings)
3) No large group gatherings (no mass shootings)
4) It's hard to shoot someone that is staying home.

And masturbation is wayyyy up!!

I'm my town there have been more cases of overdoses and all kids walking around alone(where's the parents?)
And they actually ticketed a group of kids hanging out a mcDonalds parking lot!


It's crazyness!!

I'm my town there have been more cases of overdoses and all kids walking around alone(where's the parents?)
And they actually ticketed a group of kids hanging out a mcDonalds parking lot!


It's crazyness!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

More to that story Dallas also at a KUM n GO. I'll let more out to you later. But, they deserved it.

And masturbation is wayyyy up!! Originally Posted by Helltotheyeah

Mine too ! Never could shake the habit. LOL

I need to replace my wand 😁 Dallas I seen on the news where cops were patrolling parks for violations and there's up to 2 years in jail for this. I thought parks were allowed long as you kept distance.

Ok mr chief..thx and it's crazyness!

Wow miss YD that is so crazy!

Mr OP..good points lol


Oh btw Mr Hell,I luv mutual masturbation lol

Well I have a long storied history or rubbing one out!! I have special forces level skills at flogging the bishop

I need to replace my wand 😁 Dallas I seen on the news where cops were patrolling parks for violations and there's up to 2 years in jail for this. I thought parks were allowed long as you kept distance. Originally Posted by yourdesire

At least 6" or maybe less. LOL

I dunno about #1 being a good thing lol but...at least liquor stores are considered "essential".
I'm not even a drinker really (easily go 6 months without it (and have before)) but a girl likes a Screwdriver or a Mimosa every now and then.

On the other hand domestic violence is way up. Sometimes spending too much time with family is not a good thing.

The bar at work
and
The bar at home
Have both been restocked on the company expense account.
Primarily premium whiskey and variations of tequila.

And masturbation is wayyyy up!! Originally Posted by Helltotheyeah

I didn't know that is ever went down!!!!

I didn't know that is ever went down!!!! Originally Posted by JRLawrence

Mine usually goes down right after I finish.