The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed just as I do at the dinner table." she declared.
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is this better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile.
"Yes, much better." replied the wife.
"Very good, darling." the husband whispered. "Now would you be so kind as to please pass your tits." 
Priceless. Poor dude. Once again, a failure to do enough DD in advance of the closing. DD into what? The girl seemed perfect. NOT the girl, choplick, her MOTHER.
