Rusty car vs road salt

I fucking hate and i mean hate the road salt son of a bitch's spreading that make your car rust in a nano second shit every where .

Ok if the road is to fucking slick for the limits of your driving abilities are your vehicle guess what ? Stay the fuck home .

Cars are insured if they run into each other and get dented the fuck up .thats what happens when the salt is not put down .But the key issue here is the major investment of the car is covered by insurance .

Fucking nasty ass make your $70.000 truck rust the fuck out in 3 year road salt shit is not good for me you the car the environment are city budgets .

Insurance companys do not fix rust if your shit rusts your fucked out of all kinds of cake .

So lets review .

two cars fucking run into each other on street cuz road is slick from no salt -cha Ching !!! fuck ass insurance company pays the fuck out to fix the WHIP !

Are fucking Mr Magoo drives down the salted like a fucking maragretta road and he makes it to the mall at 5am to walk in fucking circles when the fucking place is not even open for biz and then your shit rust out and your yes YOUR out your CAKE you spent on your bad ass low rider there ESSAY ...

Just about every single son of a bitch on the fucking road has a SUV and AWD are 4 Wheel drive now and traction control and anti lock brakes -etc-etc - blah blah blah fucking let your shit rust then are club your local salt truck driver in the head next time you see that shit homie .{ translation -please become civic minded and write your local reps and express your concerns that your life is short and you work hard for your money and your car is the 2nd biggest cash out expense ]

yah so like i said 2 cars bang into each other $$$$$$ your shit gets fixed replaced what ever .
Father time gets to walk at the crack of dawn at the mall = road salt = your out a shit ton[ a ton is 2000 pounds bill the science fucking guy i thought you knew that shit player ] of hobby cash cuz your shit went ash's to ash' dust to rust !!!----------------------
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This has been a failed attempt at humor and i could give a shit less besides i ride the Bus !

Definitely a failed attempt, TLDR

Definitely a failed attempt, TLDR Originally Posted by postman1

You are correct sir

Note to myself -when coming home from bar and having another drink at home sounds good dont type stupid shit on internet - ok made a note .

In Scottsdale, they salt margaritas, not roads.

They say in Iowa if you don't like the weather, wait a while, it will change. You can also move, it's a free country. I'm all about the snow birdin'.
Your point is well taken.

I totally agree!!
If you want to get around in the winter, learn to drive and get 4 wheel drive or stay home!! What happened to the good old days when they spread a little sand until it warmed up and melted! No salt!!

I totally agree!!
If you want to get around in the winter, learn to drive and get 4 wheel drive or stay home!! What happened to the good old days when they spread a little sand until it warmed up and melted! No salt!! Originally Posted by x"CY"ting

Not to mention the bridge collapse in mpls a couple years ago .
Salt decays everything .

I was a little off base in my rant but hey thats just me sometimes .

Salt -wouldnt life be great with out it .

You know what I hate most about salt LOL is my short self my pants never fit right so they're always long do you know that stuff dyes your clothing LOL short people problems

And it ruins your carpet okay okay that's enough from me LOL I just thought I'd put my two cents in

It's good on margarita glass rims ,

It's good on popcorn

I even put it on watermelon,

It used to be a efficient way to cure meat ,

Salt,

I like pepper better .

I like pepper foggers

I like well , , ,

I like sea shells by the sea shore wading in the water with a Labrador all the while searching for a -'xxx