****Undercover Boss****

Hi,

I enjoy watching that show and feel a lot more CEO's should participate. Of course it got me thinking, again ..aheheheh about this biz.

With all the bashing of providers about not answering calls, emails or other stuff...would you like to be a provider for a week or even a month to get a feel of the REAL job of provider? ahehehe

Do you think you could do our job? aheheheh

Sincerely,
Velvet

Hi Velvet,

Can I intern under u? HOOK'EM

I would have to use a fake pic,


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I would Totally Rock as a Provider! But if you want me to DATY that will cost you Ladies Extra!

No, wouldn't want to go there. It looks like way too much work and hassle to me. I'm glad you ladies have chosen to do so, TY!

Hi Velvet,

Can I intern under u? HOOK'EM Originally Posted by HOOK'EM

Hi,

Of course HOOK'EM, I would love to be your mentor!

I will have to go out and get a few popsicles and lollipops so you can pratice on your "suction" skills...aheheheheheh

aheheheh, sanantonioman37....I love it...I'm glad you guys are playing along!

No, wouldn't want to go there. It looks like way too much work and hassle to me. I'm glad you ladies have chosen to do so, TY! Originally Posted by j_mack4u

That is very sweet, Thank you!

I would Totally Rock as a Provider! But if you want me to DATY that will cost you Ladies Extra! Originally Posted by Crispy1969

ahehehehe...That is upselling..ahehehe


No need for all the grumpiness!

It so great to see the humorous side of your board persona's!

Sincerely,
Velvet

Hey Velvet for an Extra Benjie you would get DATY & for 2 Benjies I would put on a Vibrating Tongue Ring! Lol how's that for Upselling?

Hey Velvet for an Extra Benjie you would get DATY & for 2 Benjies I would put on a Vibrating Tongue Ring! Lol how's that for Upselling? Originally Posted by Crispy1969

Hi Crispy1969,

You would do very well in the biz! ahehehehehehe LMAO

Now where is your weekly AD? sanantonioman37 is working circles around you! ahehehehehe



Sincerely,
Velvet

Don't think I could make a profit!! I would run specials like "if I get off before you its free!!"

Don't think I could make a profit!! I would run specials like "if I get off before you its free!!" Originally Posted by ski-hog

Hi ski-hog,

ahehehehhe NO! NO! NO!

You would be able to make a profit after meeting someone that has gone through this course! ahehehehehahehehe



Sincerely,
Velvet

I like that show.

If a girl is thinking about becoming an escort and would like to see what a typical client is like, she should watch the episode about Hooters. You know the male manager of the Hooters that almost got fired because of his treatment of his female staff? He is an accurate depiction of the average client, both in looks, attitude, and demeanor.

I've also seen clients like the undercover CEO, but unfortunately not many. SW

I offer a nice full body massage

Velvet that's TFF! & let me work on my pic!

Hi,

HOOK'EM on the more serious side about your ID and the PM I sent you, I'm sure it represents the Longhorns. But from a "escorts" view, it could be meant as a "skill" to hook a person. A technique used on another to get what you want!

I just wanted to have a little funny with this topic because I'm a firm believer in ~~you don't know what the other person really goes through unless you walk a mile in their shoes~~nor do we really now what the other person is thinking or wants unless we open the doors of communication.

Truly, I just want us all to get along! IMO, This board is pretty heavy with attitude towards the "provider" and vice versa which takes away the pleasure of the business. I'm sure some of you are thinking, why don't she just shut up and put a c*ck in her mouth but to those guys, please stay far far away from me because I would have to pull a crispy1969 on you! aheheheheh

Yes, there are a lot of escorts that will not change because of the way they were trained. But please remember there are a lot us that respect you and just want the same in return. A true appreciation between both parties would be nice! (but that's in a perfect world)

I like that show. Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

If a girl is thinking about becoming an escort and would like to see what a typical client is like, she should watch the episode about Hooters. You know the male manager of the Hooters that almost got fired because of his treatment of his female staff? He is an accurate depiction of the average client, both in looks, attitude, and demeanor.

I've also seen clients like the undercover CEO, but unfortunately not many. SW Originally Posted by Sweet Heather

So far, I have enjoyed them all! The other night when I started this thread I was giggling about the "White Castle" CEO..aheheehhheh he was overwhelmed just taking a food order! ahehehe

The funniest one to me, so far, was when the CEO from the waste management company (I liked to meet him..he had a great attitude) got fired because he couldn't pick up the trash fast enough and then in another area, he was teased about forfieting his check to pay for any damages to the machine he jammed up. The look on his face was "to die for." ahehehe and the poor lady on the delivery route who had to pee in the bottle because they didn't allow for route breaks.

That show is a good reality check!

I offer a nice full body massage Originally Posted by wheels69

How are you doing! Yes, I know you can! aheheheeheh It's been a while!! Have you been working on your skillzzzzz? ahehehehe

Velvet that's TFF! & let me work on my pic! Originally Posted by Crispy1969

aheheheheh Even though we haven't met in person (maybe at a outing one day in the future) I truly enjoy your persona..aheheheheh

It would be nice if the guys would take a moment (even though you might not feel creative right now) and try their hand at marketing themselves as a "companion"...aheheheeh by producing a AD like sanantonioman37.

I'm sure a lot of you do market yourself on a regular basis but try marketing yourself to consumers in the hobby.

I'm sure it wouldn't be a hard task for the some of you! (Just curious how many ads in the provider section do you think are produced by men?)

Just for fun, maybe we could vote on the best AD...ahehehehheheh

Sincerely,
Velvet

Velvet is this Homework? It wasn't in the Syllabus! Oh I get it Extra Credit for a Paper your working on. Nice!