My Fortune Cookie Today...

...said, "If you are feeling down, try throwing yourself into your work." I guess its good for humanity that I'm an escort and not a hired hitman.

Word! My last fortune cookie said, "You have food poisoning now." It was accurate.

I think I had the same fortune cookie a few days ago also.

Mine said "that you are gonna have one helluva wild ride today "...lol

@London: Girl, I'm so sorry to hear that!

@Rrabbit: In Florida? But I had this in Texas! Say it aint so!

@Dallas: Ok, I need to starting getting my oriental cuisine fix whereever you eat!

You know you should at 'in bed' at the end of every fortune. So 'If you are feeling down, try throwing yourself into your work' -- in bed! That should help with your depression ... maybe.

Word! My last fortune cookie said, "You have food poisoning now." It was accurate. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Lol London, your goofy. OP, your fortune sounds better

I was just gonna say that David! (lol) Years ago, I had one that told me "no fortune today" the story of my life!! (lol)

Likiniki, great minds think alike. Or am I using up too many cliches.

What's a fortune cookie? I hate oriential food but love oriential ladies. LOL