Facials-a question from a total newbie!

Hello everyone,

I am brand new to this experience/endeavor.

If this post is out-of-line, or if it is in the wrong area, please let me know.

I am a guy who is totally into the phenomenon of 'facials'.

Facials really get me going!

I would like for anyone here to tell me if there is any chance, or no chance at all, for me being able to experience this fantasy with the wonderful providers in our area here.

I would bestow many bouquets of roses more than what would be standard for floral accommodation.

However, as much as this next line is going to make me sound rude....it seems like my aforementioned proclivity is only an option offered by a minimal few. Here is the rough part.....the demographic that I have seen in a few forums that offers said experience seems a tad unsavory.

Maybe I have not found a good place to look, or maybe the option is just extremely rare for very gorgeous ladies to considering offering.

I am a respectful guy-and I do not know how the process works. Any advice is very much appreciated.

Once I figure that out...I will have to figure out the 'referrals' requirement, as I have never done this stuff before.

I feel like I absolutely understand the compulsory segment of privacy and safety for the people on both sides of the equation....I just do not know how to set out on an inaugural foray into this fun.

I suppose I could write here that I truly am a regular dude who is looking to experience his first venture into this world of fun...but in today's day and age of subterfuge and "faceless" avatar internet culture....everyone in this fun has to go to great lengths to ensure their safety and privacy.

I know I cannot prove anything about that with this post-other than to just state that I am sincerely trying to learn more about this, and I will be able to successfully furnish proof that I am just a guy that wants to experience my fantastic ideas and fun.

Anyway, I am digressing. I will try to learn the proper discretion and methods to be appropriate.

In the meantime, I would like to hear about ladies being okay or not okay with taking facials.

Respectfully,

Matthew

Jackie,

I just want to express my gratitude here.

Thank you for your reply! I am grateful to see a post from a very respected member here!

I certainly do not expect anyone to jump at the chance of meeting me based on my first post here.

That said, I have read through a lot of posts here, and I have learned that you are a dignified member here. So, I will heed your advice, and do due diligence.

I thank you very much for your response.

I do not expect to find luck with my fantasy. I was just daydreaming.

I will look into this further here. If my fantasy is absurd, I will not pursue it any further. I may have fantasies that are ridiculous.

I just wanted to ask everyone here in a respectful manner. Not trying to offend anyone at all. I can only relay that the term "unsavory" would suffice as a divide between folks here, and others that might be relatively unhealthy.

Hopefully, I do not need to elaborate, because that opinionated designation does not fall on the people who I have read about here.

I will check out all of the steps that you have suggested, and I really am thankful for your advice here.

Many thanks,

Matthew

Matthew,

I deleted my posting, as I thought better of making certain aspects of that which I wrote public, and I had decided to put the information into a PM to you. If you subscribed to the thread, you will most likely have record of my revised final response prior to my retraction - or you may have read it prior to my action . . . Therefore, I'll assume the PM at this juncture to be redundant.

If you follow my advice, you'll do well and have a chance to meet your goals. We all have our fantasies, and as a good friend of mine says, "There's a Jane for every Jack - and vice-versa".

Good luck in your search, and again, welcome to ECCIE.

- Jackie

Well, your reference to "unsavory" has me a little baffled but I don't think you will it as difficult as you think it will be to find a lady who is open to a good facial. The acronym "COF" shows up on a pretty regular basis in reviews, so I think maybe you are over thinking things just a little.

I've always believed that man juice makes a great skin cream. Keeps my face baby soft anyways!

Amazing that your user name, if put in the form of a bible verse (Matthew 19:1) references the teachings of Jesus on divorce. A foreshadowing, possibly?

I offer COF---just DO NOT get in my hair{lol}

I offer COF---just DO NOT get in my hair{lol} Originally Posted by DallasRain

I think that is why a good COF is a problem for most gals, the stuff just seems to go everywhere

Good luck Matthew.

I will never ask to give a facial because the one time a girl asked me for one I unloaded in her eye. Its not to say that it won't happen on accident because I do have the occasional super squirt.

I am so appreciative of all of the replies here!

I will follow the advice of everyone here.

I need to get verified first. I want to be safe, and I know that providers need to be safe.

I will not write again until I get verified.

Many thanks to everyone who replied,

I appreciate it big time!

If my fantasy ever comes true-I will certainly write a review of the details.

Grateful,

Matthew

bigryan... just an idea, but, perhaps you could tell her to close her eyes when the big moment is about to occur.

bigryan... just an idea, but, perhaps you could tell her to close her eyes when the big moment is about to occur. Originally Posted by AllThisMeat

I offer COF---just DO NOT get in my hair{lol} Originally Posted by DallasRain

Note to self, hand DallasRain a shower cap to protect her beautiful hair, when you COF

It’s like the shrimp toss at the Japanese Steak Houses. If she can’t catch it in her mouth it’s on her face. And she laughs then.

bigryan... just an idea, but, perhaps you could tell her to close her eyes when the big moment is about to occur. Originally Posted by AllThisMeat

The only problem with that is the girl I tried it with was safe for the first squirt and then opened her eyes. I think is a natural reaction after a splat and a delay to open er eyes.