What's the difference between a wife and a hooker?

When a hooker has sex with you she screams, " that's it baby ... harder baby ... faster baby ... baby your so big ... baby your so good ... I'm gonna ... I'm goona ... oh, oh, oh ... oooooooooooooooooooooh! yes!"
when a wife has sex she says, " beige! I think we should paint the ceiling beige!"

<<<<<< now that funny right there, I do care who you are (best Larry the Cable Guy voice)

The way I heard it was what runs through a woman's head during sex before and after marriage. Before marriage during sex : "Oh he's so big! Oh God, I would marry this man. Oh hell yes, this is good. Oh Fuck, I didn't even know I could bend like that!" After marriage, "Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

No, no, no, guys. You have it all wrong. What the wife says is this- "fucker better hurry up!"

One knows when to shut up and leave.

One is cheaper.

One is cheaper. Originally Posted by i'va biggen

And it is not the wife!

It's so unusual to have a wife who actually has sex with you, who cares what they say?