Morning wood and hobby

I like morning wood sex.
With a GF you sleep with her and she wakes you up in morning you close you eyes and demand sex.
But you have to find a provider that wants a lot for over night.
Maybe a one will call you morning that you have seen before.
Stay in a hotel that "hooker infested" when you wake up have $50 and nock on the door nextdoor.

What do you do with morning wood?.

"Hooker infested"? Seriously?

Call me... I'm an early bird. Nothing like waking up to your cheeks clapped! ����

"Hooker infested"? Seriously? Originally Posted by ben dover

If you could even understand half what this guy posts it would be a miracle, or your telepathic....

What do you do with morning wood?. Originally Posted by Ripmany

Take a piss.

Take a piss. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

On your keyboard.

On your keyboard. Originally Posted by pittlicker

Yes every day I cum and piss to hooker porn all over my phone.

That explains your dialogue. Most of your keys must be sticking.

That explains your dialogue. Most of your keys must be sticking. Originally Posted by pittlicker

Well it a flat touch screen.

Maybe you should change your name to Goomany.

We sell Ripmany decoder rings here in OKC if you really want one. Lol

We sell Ripmany decoder rings here in OKC if you really want one. Lol Originally Posted by Lespaulmankc

He will be fixing to take in a sac from you all.


Remember to have some soda, muchers with fried orka and crispitos.