A hard dick was walking down the trail
one day with his buddy the Big Head.
They ran across a beautiful snake sunning
herself in the middle of the trail.
The Big Head told the hard dick to avoid
her at all cost because she would bite
the fuck outta him.
The Hard Dick saw a gorrila swinging
through the trees and asked
him if he would hold her head while
he had his way with her.
The gorilla agreed.
They went up to the snake and struck up a
conversation. The snake said she needed
money so for $300 a hour for her time
she would be happy to take away life's stress.
she told the Hard Dick that he did not
have to have the gorrila
to hold her head that she was not the biting kind.
To aplease the Big Head the Hard Dick went ahead
and had the gorrila hold the snakes head while
he did his thing.
Several weeks later the Hard Dick found himself
walking down the path alone.
He looked in the woods but did not see
his pal the gorilla. He was extra horny so
since he had been with the snake before he
saw no problems to go with the snake alone.
Halfway through she bite the hell out of him.
Shocked he asked why she would do that
and she replied "You dumb ass all of the Big Heads
already know to be careful in this part of the woods.
I wait for the Hard Dicks."