A man and son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad,
what does a pussy look like?"
The Dad confused, asks him "before or after sex?"
The kid says "Umm before sex"
So the dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with
soft red peddles."
"Yeah" says the son. "Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.
His dad replies "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"?