Better hope whomever the new mod is, that he doesn't start to enforce the rules about staying on topic.
Not one reply about the fleshlight?
OK, I guess its me, then, yes, its not a bad substitute vag as most man toys go, easily cleaned, etc, but, not really concealable as the flashlight its supposed to look like.
IE, if you carry it onto a plane, you can be sure Homeland Security is going to holding it high in the air, asking what this is for all to see.
I heard that one sure way to keep them from checking your luggage, is have a bunch of crusty dildos sitting on top of everything when they open the bag....