LOL... I saw an ad for ~Rent A Wife / Mom~

As you all might now, I am retired from the ~PROfession~ and currently in search of employment... I was on craigslist and saw a cute ad that provoked my imagination.... She advertised as~

"Rent-A-Wife"
If you are a single man or a wife yourself,
everyone can use some help with the everyday stuff.
I have many years of experiences,
excellent references and I am licensed and insured.

Offering:
Housecleaning (light and deep cleaning)
Organizing
Shopping for groceries and preparing meals (Meals can be prepared fresh and frozen so that all you have to do is pop them in the oven when you get home from work)
Yard Work (raking leaves, planting flowers)
Running Errands
Pet Care
Child Care
Taxi driver
Helping with a move
Painting
Preparing for a party
...and much more!

I have a question... How many guys out there would consider hiring a lady that would offer such services?? I personally thought it was an excellent idea....

Sounds good to me. I need most of it.

Why not you can get a girlfriend or ex girlfriend on facebook.

Isn't that profession called butler/maid, or with 'more', aux paire girl? She'll get some takers.

I just personally thought it was cute. LOL, Ive been a mother for quite some time and often refer to myself as a maid ~ chauffer ~ chef ~ and of course banker

Being a bachelor, I would consider it but I'd have to know the rates!

Her ad stated to call for rates... So Im unsure...

Those are all services in demand. Agree it depends on rates. I have hired some of those services from Craigs. Like anything else, quality varies greatly, and it doesn't necessarily relate to price.

i want a "rent a husband"

This is actually very common here in SW Florida...the median age in Venice is 59, and even higher in some places. The retired crowd here create many many jobs in the service sector...You could literally tie shoes for a living here...

...and Naples is even worse....

Old people go to Naples...to visit their parents!

Im moving to Florida. Who wants to rent me full-time??

OMG...MEEEEEEE!!!!!!! And now I am SOOOO enjoying being under you, you sexy doll!

Im moving to Florida. Who wants to rent me full-time?? Originally Posted by Gemma34

Chanel, that just seems like a different type of escort, almost a live in escort/SB, and here I thought you retired....


Gemma are you retiring as well? You mean I will never get the chance to see you now?

OMG...MEEEEEEE!!!!!!! And now I am SOOOO enjoying being under you, you sexy doll! Originally Posted by PSD

Gemma are you retiring as well? You mean I will never get the chance to see you now? Originally Posted by KenMonk

Oh no. not yet, anyway. You better see me before I do retire though sexy!

How so Ken? Was there any mention of sex there that I missed?

Chanel, that just seems like a different type of escort, almost a live in escort/SB, and here I thought you retired....


Gemma are you retiring as well? You mean I will never get the chance to see you now? Originally Posted by KenMonk