Ok watching numerous arguments on here I have a solution.
When this shit occurs we have jello filled arena where the 2 participants enter the ring. We sell tickets to the event and your favorite adult beverages will be served. Match will continue until someone cries or cums. Then....we all get in the jello and have a fuck fest! Last one to cum has to clean the toilets.
There........now isn't that better than pissing off people for the stupidest shit?
BTW.....I'm picking a fight with every provider in KC!!