A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended
with "TOR" that ate things.
The first little boy said, "Alligator.
"Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
" Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says,
"That is a big word.Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
" Well my Sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's
no tomorrow!"